hopeydopey526:
mycupofshe:
iadoremsamberpriley:
vinegod:
“Mom, I’m gay.”
I love this video
It still gets funnier every time
ok we waitin’ on the announcement… is that the announcement?
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

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observations from urgent care

cameoappearance:

pervocracy:
- People who exercise a lot get knee injuries from overdoing it
- People who only exercise occasionally get knee injuries from being unprepared for the exertion
- People who don’t exercise get knee injuries from being out of shape
- Maybe knees just suck
Solution: Don’t have knees.

boyslayr:

me: I dont wanna like…… do things……..
My psychologist: You have to, do things
me:

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penishowell:

adeadfreelancer:
unmute this
THE AUDIO IS IMPORTANT

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smitethepatriarchy:

fuck-customers:
I present to you, literally my favorite yelp review at the SmartPet I used to work at.
It’s called CLOSING for a reason people
The person who locked the doors in their faces is my hero.